Look Alive, Sunshine

I hit a tree and then rolled my car tonight…the police officer said I was lucky to be alive and unhurt….

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And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.

 

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Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)
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Fall Out Boy-I’m Like a Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off

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J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 premiere
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Feeling pretty, or rarely beautiful is such odd out of no where occasion for me. All my life I’ve been told many things. You’re fat, your butt is too big, you have thunder thighs, and my favorite you really shouldn’t leave the house without make-up. Yes, I’ve heard these things for as long as I can remember.

But I figured something out today, I no longer give a shit. I will never have a size 2 waist, I have a big ass and a chest to go with it. I no longer want to fit into the image people give me.

I am me! Size 14 and proud, so all you nay sayers,  get the fuck out. I am pretty, and I have an amazing man who tells me every day and loves me for me. Never once has he pushed me to change. So screw you to those that have.

I no longer need you.

Feeling pretty, or rarely beautiful is such odd out of no where occasion for me. All my life I’ve been told many things. You’re fat, your butt is too big, you have thunder thighs, and my favorite you really shouldn’t leave the house without make-up. Yes, I’ve heard these things for as long as I can remember.

But I figured something out today, I no longer give a shit. I will never have a size 2 waist, I have a big ass and a chest to go with it. I no longer want to fit into the image people give me.

I am me! Size 14 and proud, so all you nay sayers, get the fuck out. I am pretty, and I have an amazing man who tells me every day and loves me for me. Never once has he pushed me to change. So screw you to those that have.

I no longer need you.